Running Sheet


Mick replacement announcement by Tony. 

Opening Titles.

Opening Remarks (With Myrtle Woods replacing Mick): 

News Desk: F.W.De Klerk (Rob), Bosnian war, Marijuana deterrent, Tricontinental Bank, lost Beatles songs, fifth Beatle. 

Shitscared Promo: with Rob and Myrtle Woods.

20 Inappropriate Love Themes Volume 2.

Sink The Slipper: Joan Kirner.

Bronwyn McInerney Queen of the Catalogues.

Muckraking: Hey Dad, Aussie Joe Bugner, little fat kid.

Shirty The Slightly Aggressive Bear: Shirty plays with Muffin.

The Olden Days: Episode Nine "We Want Muttonchops!".

"I'm One of Those Beautiful American Singers": Jane singing.

The Spaz Family: Promo.

Paralympics News Reading.

Street Interviews: "What show would you have taken off air".

Talking Crap: with Justin Chardonnay (Tony) and Nigel Rhine-Riesling (Jase).

Shitscared: Storm Boy 2.

Take-away food.

1992 Pot Black Championships: Eddie Charlton v Mick Molloy.

Toilet Break: The Natural Seven "Fly Me To The Moon".

New Desk Update: South African massacre, Tajikistan's President, Beirut hostages, Jeff Fenech, Paralympics.

1992 Pot Black Championships: Part 2.

Shirty The Slightly Aggressive Bear: Toby looks through the window.

Graham and the Colonel: US Tennis Open, Jeff Fenech, Let's Elope, greyhounds, Arab-Israeli timeshare theory.

Closing: Bert Newton Art Competition, Japanese Bert Look-a-like, Bertwatch, worst album cover.

 

 

 

Trivia


Producer Mark Gibson is stopped in Street Interviews.

 

 

 

End Credits


Written & Performed by
SANTO CILAURO
TOM GLEISNER
JANE KENNEDY
TONY MARTIN
MICK MOLLOY
ROB SITCH
JASON STEPHENS

Special Guests
PETER COUCHMAN
MARY DELAHUNTY
MAJOR CRIME SQUAD
JON COSANTINO
RICHARD FRANKLAND
SONNY COOPER
WALLY COOPER
PAUL WRIGHT
NONNO SANTO
ARTHUR HOOLIS

The D-Generation 
appear courtesy of 
Rueben Kincaid Management

Original Music
CRAIG HARNATH

Production Manager
HELEN WILLIAMS

Programme Assistant
FRANCES FITZGERALD

Unit Assistant
KATRINA MATHERS

Talent Co-ordinator
DAVE LANGLEY

Research
DAVID DANN

Film Research
CLAIRE CREMIN

Makeup
LINDA WASHBOURNE
PAUL PATTISON

Better You Don't Ask
MICHAEL HIRSH

Wardrobe Designer
CONCETTA RAFFA

Costume Co-ordinator
KAREN FALTING

Special Effects
AARON BEAUCAIRE

Set Construction
ABC WORKSHOP RIPPONLEA

Autocue
ROZ DOHENY

Set Dressers
MICHAEL KEANE
DARKO HISBERNIK
PAUL STEVENS

Props Buyer
KRIS KOSLOVIC

Props
ALF CAMILLERI

Staging
TRACEY SPRING
PETER 'TEXAS' ANDREWS

Location Crew
TREVOR MOORE
BILL DOYLE

Cameras
ROGER McALPINE
SONAR TUNCHAY
IAN MARGOCSY
KAREN JOHNSON
TERRY MITCHELL

Camera Assistants
NELSON HEYWOOD
ANDREW JEPSEN
CHRIS WRIGHT
LISA BURRIDGE
BRYAN BOLITHO

Crane crew
JOSHUA FRANKS
DUNCAN BUCHANAN

Telemation
GARRETT CLYNES

Videotape Editors
ROB BADDERLEY
CHRIS BRANIGAN
JOHN MAY

Videotape Library
JENNY DOHERTY

Transmission
PETER CONNOR

Graphic Designer
JANET MARNELL-BROWN

Lighting Console
ANDREW TOPP

Lighting Assistant
MICHAEL CLEARY

Vision Control
NICK GREGORIC

Sound
GARY SCHULTZ
PETER BRADLEY
RON LEE
GREG CHEESMAN
SHELLEY BROCKBANK
MARTIN PARBO

Vision Mixers
GORAN NILSSON
DON SMITH

Assistant Designer
PENNY SOUTHGATE

2nd Assistant Director
ANNIE MAVER

Producer's Assistants
MADELINE GETSON

1st Assistant Director
RICHARD VAN'T RIET

Technical Producer
JIM FOWLER

Lighting Director
GRAHAM BRUMLEY

Production Designer
COLIN GERSCH

Executive Producer
TED ROBINSON
MARTIN COOMBES

Producer
MARK GIBSON

Director
JOE MURRAY

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