Noeline
fragrance.
Opening
Titles.
Opening
Remarks:
Sylvania Waters, Song for Noeline.
News
Desk: Australian nuclear waste, John Major, Benny Hill's
grave, Ireland abortion referendum, end to Imperial
Honour system, Rose Hancock-Porteous, Greg
Matthews (Rob), Madonna's sex book, Elle McPherson's
lingerie.
23 FM
Shit Music.
What's
that all about.
The
jinxed area at the back of the set. (Peter Cupples).
How to
video your wedding.
Sink
The Slipper: Paul Keating.
Tom
and Jane's date: To the drive-in.
Netball
team.
The
Olden Days:
Episode Twelve "Internal Investigation".
Countdown
Classics: Quiz, William Shakespeare sings.
Over
The Top Furniture Removals.
The Spaz Family Go
to Hawaii.
Commercial
Crimestoppers: "Comedy duo's". Melbourne Car
Supermarket, The Light Factory, Craft Decor.
Tony's Stand-up:
Prince's Album.
Toilet
Break: The Natural Seven "Girls Girls
Girls".
News Desk Special:
Dangerous Dogs, "Love Is A Killer Dog Club Of
Australia".
St. Michael's Handy
Church.
Graham and the
Colonel: Sylvania Waters drinking game, mixing with the
rich and famous, Greg Norman's swing, Australian Indoor
Tennis Tournament, Bathurst - Jim Richards, Tontine body
pillow, Bobby Fisher, Dennis Elbow.
Closing: Tape your
own Sylvania Waters, The Cilauro's.